Tis life..

When you are at office, you feel sleepy. When you are at home, you dont get sleep.

When you have a girl, you wont have a bike. When you have a bike, you wont have the girl.

When you take an umbrella somewhere, it doesn't rain. When you dont take, it pours.

When you love someone, you find it difficult to propose. When you propose, they would have got engaged.

When you study well, you get questions you wouldn't have read. When you havn't studied, its worse..

When you want to meet someone, they are busy. When someone wants to meet you, you are busy.

When you are free, you want to talk to busy guys. When you are busy, they(free guys) want to talk to you.

When you want to take any application form, the counter is closed. When its open, there is a long queue.

When there is milk there is no sugar. When there is sugar, there is no milk.

When you want to watch a new movie, you wont get tickets. If you wait for a month, even then you wont get tickets.

When you are damn hungry, there will not be much to eat at home. When you are full, all eatables will be present at home.

When you really need a bus, it doesn't come in time. When you dont need it, all come at once.

When you want to relax, somebody comes and disturbs. When you are held up with work, nobody comes for your help.

You do something good, nobody cares. You dont do something, everyone asks.
What you think wont happen. What happens make you think.